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By Adam Rifkin

The Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you.

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Rich moms hire handicapped tour guides to bypass lines at Disneyland

Elizabeth Smart: Abstinence-only sex education hurts victims of rape and human trafficking.

"Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory" Is Actually A Movie Full Of Jerks

Jack Dorsey's Life Lessons

I'm just gonna go... Oh, almost forgot to knock this over.

Joe Flacco advocated illegal play in Super Bowl.

Nation would not be surprised if Chris Brown allegedly traveled back in time and punched Anne Frank.

If you find a dollar under someone's door, don't take it.

Chegg charges different prices based on the browser you use.

Eagle chucks goat off of a cliff

Ellen Jenga gif

Waiter sticks up for special-needs child by refusing service...

How Athletes Meet Women On Twitter:

Wedding rings stolen at party - returned 15 years later - read the note attached...

For a group of guys who claim they spent most of their lives being bullied, you can be real jerks. Shame on all of you.

Scumbag Wireless Router...

"My Loving Cat" attacks leg

Scumbag banks: "You work 9-5 Monday-Friday? We'll stay open from 9-4:30 and be closed on weekends."

I want to create a magazine and website called "No One Ever" that reviews movies, video games, and books.

DirecTV is the craziest ex ever.

Steubenville Covers For Its High School Football Stars/Rapists, Anonymous strikes.

Turtles are jerks.

Animal Crossing Phyllis likes to joke about my being broke.

"Hey, Lisa!" "Her name's not Lisa." "I know, I know." ~Love and other Drugs

For Christmas I got you $25 worth of lottery tickets. I went ahead and scratched them off for you. You won $2. Here is that $2.

I never realized the genius behind the 'there are no girls on the internet' rule. Also, how clever 4chan can be while still being a dick.

Santa loves rich kids more.

Battered woman posts picture on Facebook to call out her boyfriend.

Zoey: "I'm so sick of boys being such dicks."

Mr. Bean is a dick.

Swedish cops goes above and beyond the call of duty to give this guy a parking ticket - Imgur

Co-workers told him to shut his sunroof because it might snow. He said he wasn't worried. Bad choice.

Dear girls: The sooner one of you bites the bullet and becomes my girlfriend, the sooner I leave the rest of you alone. #takeOneForTheTeam

Cards Against Humanity just came out with their "pay-what-you-want" Holiday Pack. Just thought I'd give it a shot.

"I only got 750."

She's Too Good For Everyone.

Does the Romney Family Now Own Your e-Vote?

HP CEO: We’re screwed (for the next few years)

Reddit mods have to destroy freedom of expression and openness in order to save it.

I forgot how to deal with the Internet's jerks and trolls.

Unmasking Reddit's Violentacrez, The Biggest Troll on the Web

Woman Gets Called Out For Calling Obama A Communist; Can't Explain What A Communist Is

Rep. Paul Broun, High Ranking Member of the House Committee on Science: Evolution, Big Bang Theory 'Lies Straight from the Pit of Hell'

Dick Costolo: "Quit your whining. All your tweets are belong to us."

Facebook wants to know if your friends' names are real. Are you going to be the snitch?

What's Really Going on With Mitt Romney's $102 Million IRA

OMGPOP Engineer Refuses To Join Zynga, Calling It 'Evil'

I need to find a girlfriend. How much time does a woman want a week? Maybe 10 hours? ~Elon Musk

Mistakes we commit through audacity are easily corrected with more audacity. ~@PauloCoelho

Do You Need To Be A Jerk To Be A Successful Entrepreneur? | TechCrunch

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