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FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS: my poo is not glittery enough. PROBLEM SOLVED!

I don't actually need this product. Ask me why.

 I hope they're bricks, Jeffrey!

 Science, hard at work.

Wait, I want to know why Jeffrey doesn't need this product.

Jeffrey, are you a unicorn?

 Or a goose?

 I'm sure Jeffrey's poo also smells like FLOWERS!

 No question.

I just saw the price of this product. $425. Now that's rich. 

Get your pyrite at the Buy Rite.

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