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"I'm thinking of buying a monkey.
Then I think, "Why stop at one?" I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore, I'm considering a platoon on monkeys.
So that people will look at me and see how mellow and well adjusted I am compared to these monkeys throwing feces around."
-Robert Downey Jr.
SWAG. I'm surrounded by idiots.
For Christmas I got you $25 worth of lottery tickets. I went ahead and scratched them off for you. You won $2. Here is that $2.
Sleeping Sisters: Striped Grey Tabby Cats make a heart.