Adam Rifkin stashed this in Your argument is invalid.
Now I want to do one with 3 four oz. bottles of shampoo in a plastic bag next to an empty 12 oz. container.
The Rules are strange. It's like they were constructed to defy logic.
I want to put a TSA voodoo doll in my carry-on.
(Ticket agent to Vulture: "Do you have any bags to check?" Vulture: "No, I just have carrion.")