Stashed in: Hurt, xkcd!, Best of Imgur
Why does my penis hurt? BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER USED IT BEFORE. *cries in a corner*
Highly relevant: http://xkcd.com/566/
Moved a box yesterday. Same reaction.
How people see the future
Found stereo at recycling center in good condition. Took home, opened up to see if there was free music inside. Nope, just $1,000 cash. 0_
"I came home to my wife in bed with my best friend."
How to describe the 90s: GRIP BALL.