Stashed in: Hurt, xkcd!, Best of Imgur
Why does my penis hurt? BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER USED IT BEFORE. *cries in a corner*
Highly relevant: http://xkcd.com/566/
Moved a box yesterday. Same reaction.
The character you use in first person shooter games NEVER BLINKS. ~Clarity Clarence
Cats kissing: We made dis.
My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police.
How to describe the 90s: GRIP BALL.