Walt Disney World Trespass Warning Letter
Adam Rifkin stashed this in Disney!
Stashed in: Best of Imgur
He probably assaulted one of the characters walking around. That always seems to be the case.
I had a friend who protested a schedule to work weekends when he was hired to only work weekdays due to his other weekend job for the summer job driving the submarines. They fired him for not showing up and wrote him a similar letter that he would no longer be welcome at Disney anywhere worldwide nor ever eligible to work there again. Cracked me up.
Once you've angered The Mouse, you're out of The Mickey Mouse Club. :)