Michael Cera on boners
Adam Rifkin stashed this in BRO!
If I'm attracted to a guy, I like his boners. I feel it's only a problem if you aren't attracted to the guy.
"Every dick I've ever seen has bummed me out. I hate 'em!! They ruin my day every time I see one." - Louis C.K.
The joke's on you! I walk around with a boner all the time and nobody is weirded out. They don't even notice it. Wait...