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Red Bull gives you wings, heart palpitations, maybe even anal seepage.
Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government when it deserves it. ~Mark Twain
Her father's last act was to write a letter to her mother. She had the last sentence tattooed in his handwriting.
I was sad I didn't win the lotto, but he doesn't care how much money I have