Stashed in: Parks and Recreation!, @nick_offerman
Ron Swanson is a simple man.
You had me at "Meat Tornado".
Edgy Ron Swanson quotes:
United Steaks of America.
When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
So then how many meetings do I have today? ~Ron Swanson
I feel great. I ran 5K this morning. ~Parks and Recreation