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I was kind of on board, and then #6 happened:

"Your sex life is an investment — and the smarter the deals you execute, the savvier of an investor you become. Free sex is the most expensive sex in the world. Instead of navigating through an ambiguous investment in which you shower your woman with cash and prizes for the mediocre sex provided, deal with a professional as soon as possible. Although some of you may immediately jump to the negative connotations of a woman who is paid for sex, we suggest you take one step back. As an entrepreneur herself, why would you not want to deal with someone who has the same honesty and integrity that you do. Want a best friend? Buy a puppy. Want great sex? Call an escort."

Really? Great sex is so much more than body parts being inserted into holes. 

bad url. 

it autodownloaded something when i clicked it... suggest not clicking link.

Sorry Jason, I grabbed the link from my friend's fb post. You're not missing much, it carried on about not working for $, not being friends with people that drag you down, relaxing ONLY if you're banging VS models daily, not losing touch w/family, and then that gem of a quote.

Wow... Someone's been burned hard. And spending money on hookers probably isn't the type of "therapy" this author is in need of. Got a good laugh out of that!

Glad you did Arthur! 

Actually this is decent advice:

"Hold yourself accountable for everything. At the end of the day, all you have in the world is yourself — so go hard. Don’t look to anyone for answers and instead of making problems, create solutions. Whether it was that job you wanted, the funding you needed or the love you think you can’t live without, there is no one that can be held accountable in this universe except for you."

True Adam, there were some valid points (like not distancing yourself from family, that was a good one, too, especially because it's so easy to get caught up in the rat race) but it doesn't make the rampant misogyny everywhere else in the list OK. 

It wasn't overtly so until #6, and the banging VS models was just a tacky statement. Beauty is so much more than the narrowly defined standards of VS models.

If the "voice of generation Y" recommends only sleeping with escorts in your twenties, I can only infer that generation Y is entirely composed of douchebags. I guess the voice of generation Y is a no girls club.

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