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You Must be Joking!: It’s all about the delivery

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Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave."It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower."Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?""Probably that I married you for your money."

Timing is everything. If it bends, it's comedy. If it breaks, it's tragedy.

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