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Funniest piece of LinkedIn SPAM ever


On 06/26/13 1:15 AM, Kimberly Bonniksen, Dr. of Ed. wrote:

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Dear Sergey,

Please allow me the privilege of introducing The Legend People Marketing and Research Firm, based out of Camino, CA.

We humbly consider ourselves a powerful thinktank of gifted business consultants, marketers, and researchers.

We believe there are Legends among us and that we have the obligation to serve those organizations committed to service of their heroic target market, empowering rather than riding in on a white horse to rescue a presumably broken target market.

When we build the Legends of those we serve, our own Legends grow.  

The Legend People firm is on a mission to restore proven methods of communication that have been forgotten by modern marketing, embracing the heroic qualities of our market and petitioning to act as a trusted guide rather than the traditional "you are broken, I will fix you" ineffectual model of advertising. 

By incorporating our proprietary Legend Building Formula, backed by cutting edge research, we have consistently achieved increased lead generation by up to a factor of 90x and maxed out sales conversions by a factor of up to 50, repeatedly. 

The Legend People have worked with the University of Phoenix, Business Breakthroughs International: a Chet Holmes/Tony Robbins Company, Costco, the iNACOL (International Association Online Learning) and the Speakers and Authors Networking Group to name a few. 

Our objective is to partner with a select number of businesses prepared to move to the next level of competivity. Based on our preliminary screening our goals would seem aligned. Did we get that right? 

The good news is we both can know for sure in about 15 minutes of stimulating conversation J… Are you up for that? 

If this isn’t for you, no problem, perhaps we can connect here on LinkIn?

Kim Bonniksen, EDD  & Krista Joy Palmer, MBA

http://www.legendpeople.com

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Legendary. Sheesh.

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