Looking for an image of the quotes above from "Article Two".
In the meantime, enjoy this compilation of Ron Swanson quotes.
Stashed in: Motivation, Money!, Fear
Money with Googly eyes:
Zuck Dawg making it rain! by R A D I O
I'm sorry, were you in the middle of something? ~Puzzle Cat
Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something. ~Ron Swanson