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Why It Is Impossible For Entrepreneurs To Have Girlfriends, by Elite Daily

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There's some truth in there somewhere, but if you got the right girl, set the right expectations and are willing to reaffirm your priorities it can work. It's not easy, but it can work :)

Lust distracts us from the path to success. Our vision is the key. We are married to our work because we love that bitch. We’re not multitaskers, to keep our drive focused, we have to lay off that consistent, needy pussy. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

Women are attention whores. They hear you have money, and they flock to you.  They can’t understand that the entrepreneurial life comes first. You might have to cancel your dinner plans. You might forget an anniversary. Drop a ho, your priorities are straight.

The author -- Preston Waters -- has his priorities completely wrong.

Relationships and support are super important if you want your startup to survive.

When things go well you sometimes forget how much you needed and appreciated the support during the lows... Those people deserve what you earned just as much as the entrepreneurs!

The author seems to subscribe to the "Great Douche" theory of history.....

Oh Arthur, you think you have it bad? What about the needy COCK!?!?!

Hahaha Joyce... I has it.