"Did you ever buy that boat?" "I don't want to talk about it."
Adam Rifkin stashed this in I should buy a boat.
Stashed in: Lolcats!
The two happiest days of boat ownership:
1. Buying a boat.
2. Selling that piece of crap money pit.
Wait, that's not it. I got it.
The second happiest day in a man's life is the day he buys a boat.
The happiest day is the day he sells the boat.