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"Did you ever buy that boat?" "I don't want to talk about it."

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The two happiest days of boat ownership:

1. Buying a boat.

2. Selling that piece of crap money pit.

Wait, that's not it. I got it.

The second happiest day in a man's life is the day he buys a boat.

The happiest day is the day he sells the boat.