βΆ Opening Beer with Chainsaw - YouTube
Gregory Alan Bolcer stashed this in Dangerous Decisions
There has GOT to be an easier way.
Greg's favorite movie quote, from "The Siege":
General William Devereaux: The Army is a broad sword, not a scalpel. Trust me, senator - you do not want the Army in an American city.
A chainsaw is neither broad sword nor scalpel. :)
Every tool has its purpose and if yours is a chain saw, the world is your beer bottle.Β
Well now I *have* to chainsaw a beer bottle someday.Β