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Adam Rifkin stashed this in Football
I Survived Brandon Weeden, a Stranger-Than-Fiction Tale by Josh Gordon: If I were an NFL wide receiver, here’s how I'd react to Brandon Weeden suddenly becoming my quarterback in the middle of a game:
• Politely ask the officials to pause the game
• Cry it out for a good two-to-four hours
• Head to the market to purchase a carton of eggs and an American flag as large as a football field
• Egg Weeden’s house without regard for his artfully arranged holiday decorations
• Return to the playing field and wrap Weeden in the gridiron-size flag. (Don't worry, that's Weeden’s natural habitat. Sadly, years of deforestation have forced him onto our football fields.)
THIS PLAN IS FOOLPROOF!
Right, Eli Manning?