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I Survived Brandon Weeden, a Stranger-Than-Fiction Tale by Josh Gordon: If I were an NFL wide receiver, here’s how I'd react to Brandon Weeden suddenly becoming my quarterback in the middle of a game:

• Politely ask the officials to pause the game

• Cry it out for a good two-to-four hours

• Head to the market to purchase a carton of eggs and an American flag as large as a football field

• Egg Weeden’s house without regard for his artfully arranged holiday decorations

• Return to the playing field and wrap Weeden in the gridiron-size flag. (Don't worry, that's Weeden’s natural habitat. Sadly, years of deforestation have forced him onto our football fields.)

THIS PLAN IS FOOLPROOF!

Right, Eli Manning?

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Right, Tiquan Underwood?

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Right, Nick Foles and Riley Cooper?

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Brandon Weeden loves Murica!

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