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The 44 worst people in every restaurant

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The Waitstaff Abuser Thank you for this terrifying peek into your home life.

The Substituter “I’d like the salmon, but instead of the corn, can I get the braised cauliflower from the steak dish? And instead of the frisee salad, can I get that appetizer you used to have in the '90s, but with a different type of aioli? And instead of the salmon, can I get thrown through the plate glass window in the front of restaurant?”

Isn't the substituter a plot point in When Harry Met Sally?

Yes, and a major one at that.

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