Unofficial Goldman Sachs Guide To Bar Etiquette - Business Insider
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7. Don’t get drunk on beer when you’re trying to pick up girls. (Too many trips to the bathroom.)
#1: I spent last night pouring champagne, feeding her dessert, & telling stories of my trip to Bhutan. I've never been to Bhutan.
8. Never take off your suit jacket. Nobody ever pictures a drunk in a suit and tie. Remove the jacket; destroy the illusion.
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