I would love a set of house keys. To eat, obviously. Only metal house
keys will do. Please do not buy me plastic ones. I am not an idiot. I
know that plastic house keys are not real keys.
Stashed in: Christmas, Letters
The logic! Maybe plastic keys would be more delicious.
Christmas light jump rope long exposure photo:
Frosty gets caught picking his nose.
The Mistletoe Drone
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