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Charlie Sheen rips 'Duck Dynasty' patriarch over homosexuality remarks


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on the eighth day when I was whittling my cosmic banjo,

I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used 

to light a fire and locate the nearest Andy Gump.

repulsed by you;

c sheen

(ANDY Gump?  Cosmic banjo?  I love you, c. sheen!)

Eager Rant by the Ma-sheen!

Nice Charlie rant, he says what he wants, no holds barred!

Yeah, sometimes nutty but always entertaining.

Who still uses twitpic?

hey Mallard brained
Phil Robertso!
you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,
who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.
well news flash 
shower-dodger,
I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them.
so,
just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off,
you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media 
beat down. 
(I'll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)

your statements were and are
abhorrently and 
mendaciously unforgivable.

the idea that you have a job
outside of dirt-clod stacking
is a miracle.

the only 'Dynasty' you are attached to might be the 
re-runs of that dated show.

the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of your head.
perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the 
army of scabies and 
bull weevils sequestered deep in it's sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.

shame on you.
you're the only surviving 
brain donor I've ever known.

when the gators and Egrets
kick you out of their 
hovel,
you need to make serious amends to those you have 
radically offended.

on the eight day 
when I was whittling my cosmic banjo,
I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and 
locate the nearest 
Andy Gump.

repulsed by you;
c sheen

hash tag;
Duck; that was me.

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