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Sadly, Nation Knows Exactly How Colorado Shooting's Aftermath Will Play Out | The Onion - America's Finest News Source


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What does it say about our culture when satirical news like The Daily Show and The Onion are the better sources.

According to the nation's citizenry, calls for a mature, thoughtful debate about the role of guns in American society started right on time, and should persist throughout the next week or so. However, the populace noted, the debate will soon spiral out of control and ultimately lead to nothing of any substance, a fact Americans everywhere acknowledged they felt "absolutely horrible" to be aware of.

The Anerican system is built to resist change until a group of people care enough to make something happen.

Interestingly, this is also the theme of The Lorax, by Dr. Seuss.

Until someone cares enough to make something happen, nothing will happen.

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