Defibrillator Toaster
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Source: Turn that frown upside down
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The post is so full of great puns:
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
Revives your old bread: http://www.geekologie.com/2010/07/wait-but-why-the-defibrillator.php
12:52 AM Jul 27 2012