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What are the best quotations to use in everyday life from The Dark Knight Rises?

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No one cared who I was, until I put on this mask.

 - After creating a wreckage at a masquerade ball.

There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne.

- Before letting out a huge fart

My mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men.

 - Before getting into cars with strange men.

Your punishment must be  more severe.

- To your children if they complain about being grounded or something.

Victory has defeated you.

- Right before flipping the chess board in a game you're about to lose.

Speak of the devil and he shall appear.

- Stand around corners waiting for someone to say your name, then jump out and say this.

- While answering the roll-call in class

I was wondering what would break first - your spirit or your body.

- After you throw a bottle of whisky (a spirit) at somebody.

I told you I was immortal

- After respawning in the FPS/RPG of your choice.

I will show you where I have made my home while preparing to bring justice. Then I will break you

- To guests at your doorstep

And you think this gives you power over me?

- When your fiance-to-be gives you a ring.


These are pretty funny. My favorite is the roll-call.

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Yes it's sophomoric humor but I still lol'd.

I chuckled at Scumbag Talia, too.


Ever see the honest trailer for The Dark Knight?

That was awesome!

What a relief.

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