What are the best quotations to use in everyday life from The Dark Knight Rises?
Ottway Ducard stashed this in Dark Knight
No one cared who I was, until I put on this mask.
- After creating a wreckage at a masquerade ball.
There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne.
- Before letting out a huge fart
My mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men.
- Before getting into cars with strange men.
Your punishment must be more severe.
- To your children if they complain about being grounded or something.
Victory has defeated you.
- Right before flipping the chess board in a game you're about to lose.
Speak of the devil and he shall appear.
- Stand around corners waiting for someone to say your name, then jump out and say this.
- While answering the roll-call in class
I was wondering what would break first - your spirit or your body.
- After you throw a bottle of whisky (a spirit) at somebody.
I told you I was immortal
- After respawning in the FPS/RPG of your choice.
I will show you where I have made my home while preparing to bring justice. Then I will break you
- To guests at your doorstep
And you think this gives you power over me?
- When your fiance-to-be gives you a ring.
These are pretty funny. My favorite is the roll-call.
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Yes it's sophomoric humor but I still lol'd.
Ever see the honest trailer for The Dark Knight?
That was awesome!