Two People Dead After An Attempt to Retrieve a Cellphone From a Toilet
Halibutboy Flatfish stashed this in Fail
This is probably the most Asian story EVAR. In North America if your phone falls into the toilet you pretty much just fish it out and throw it in a bag of rice for a few days. In China you have to confront your VERY LEGITIMATE childhood terrors about falling into pit toilets, and then DIE for a thing worth less than 320 bucks.