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Here's Why Republicans Should Not Be Getting Into Burning Man

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Grover Norquist has decided he wants to become a Burner?!?!? HILARITY MUST ENSUE.

Let's hope Vice is there following him with a camera. 

My favorite part of the article:

"So here’s a personal welcome from yours truly: Welcome home, Grover! Go forth with a reckless spirit and an open heart. Seize each day, and have the time of your life.

I hope you chance upon some synthetic psychedelics. I hope you wind up lying on your back in the dust, eating peanut butter with a spoon, and watching as hallucinations of zebras and baby goats cavort against the sunrise. I even hope you trip so hard that you realize what an asshole you are."

Perhaps that could lead to a change of heart. 

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