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Pray for Mike Pettine

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Hope springs eternal in Cleveland upon the rise of a new sucker, I mean head coach for the Browns. Let us pour out a 40 for our man Mike Pettine, the latest future victim of God's ire.

Hey now.

Give the man a chance before you bury him.

Jordan Cameron is a star.

Josh Gordon is a suspended star, but he is also a star.

Ben Tate and Terrance West are decent running backs.

Brian Hoyer and Johnny Football are decent quarterbacks.

The Browns have a good O line and a good defense.

And an easy schedule.

All they have to do is beat last year's dismal 4-12 record and this will feel like progress.

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