Hockey players are infamous for lacking teeth, wearing "Canadian tuxedos", and putting the maximus in gluteus. Now a Canadian company is helping them with all three issues by producing that flatter the man with big thighs and no teeth.

Can men with big thighs and lots of teeth also wear these jeans?

So glad to hear about these! It's so hard for athletic men to find jeans now, because they're all made for fat businessmen or skinny teenagers.

Right! Bonobos jeans doesn't cater to athletic men, either.