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Brian Hoyer is the starting quarterback for the Cleveland Browns in 2014.

I think he's their 19th starting QB since the Browns returned to Cleveland in 1999.

Brian Hoyer

Jason Campbell

Brandon Weeden

Thaddeus Lewis

Colt McCoy

Seneca Wallace

Jake Delhomme

Brady Quinn

Derek Anderson

Ken Dorsey

Bruce Gradkowski

Charlie Frye

Trent Dilfer

Jeff Garcia

Luke McCown

Kelly Holcomb

Tim Couch

Spergon Wynn

Doug Pederson

Next up: Johnny Football.

But first: Hoyer the Destroyer !!!

cleveland browns quarterback jersey with names crossed out from couch to hoyer the destroyer meme funny Imgur

2014: Brian Hoyer is ready to take the reigns!

Reddit comments:

http://reddit.com/r/fantasyfootball/comments/2e2r1p/hoyer_to_take_the_reigns/

Who is Brian Hoyer?

  • 2009 Went undrafted and was immediately signed by the Patriots.
  • 2010 Brady's only backup. He saw his first action of the regular season late in a 34–14 loss to the Cleveland Browns, throwing his first career interception. In Week 17, against the Miami Dolphins, he threw a 42-yard touchdown pass to Brandon Tate, the first touchdown throw of Hoyer's NFL career.
  • 2011 Hoyer retained his role as Brady's primary backup. His only pass attempt was the Patriots' final attempt of the 2011 regular season. The pass, which head coach Bill Belichick asked offensive coordinator Bill O'Brien to call, was a 22-yard pass to tight end Rob Gronkowski to give Gronkowski the NFL record for receiving yards by a tight end.
  • 2012 Cut by Patriots in August. Signed with the Steelers in November. Released in December. Picked up off of waivers by the Cardinals. Hoyer replaced Ryan Lindley in Week 16 against the Chicago Bears, and started against the 49ers in week 17.
  • 2013 Released by Cardinals in May. Signed by Browns 4 days later. Announced as starter for week 3 versus MN Vikings. After 2 great games, he suffered a season-ending ACL injury.
  • 2014 TBD

Career Totals Att 192 | Comp 114 | Yards 1231 | Rating 77.4 | TD 7 | INT 6

He's 6'2" and 215 pounds: http://www.nfl.com/player/brianhoyer/81294/careerstats

Compare the Browns quarterback progression to the Bears:

Jay Cutler

Kyle Orton's Hope and Dreams

Kyle Orton

Rex Grossman

Sad pile of discarded popsicle sticks

Craig Krenzel

Kordell Stewart

Jim Miller's Hope and Dreams

Jim Miller

Cade McNown

Old pitching machine from Play it Again Sports

Shane Matthews

Erik Kramer

Soiled mannequin

Steve Walsh

Jim Harbaugh

Jim McMahon who is constantly asking where he is

Mike Tomczak

Fuck it put the Fridge in

Jim McMahon

The Ballad of Brian Hoyer:

Hoyer's comeback against the Titans is the largest ever comeback win on the road in the NFL. Surprising fact #2: a larger comeback road tie of 28 pts was performed by Otto Graham in 1947 BEFORE the NFL. And for those of you who are not either 80 years old or cleveland natives,Otto Graham was a browns hall of famer when the browns were still in the All-American Football Conference (AAFC). 

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