Stashed in: Dogs!, gifs, G4!
It wasn't until I read the Reddit comments that I realized there are dogs in this animated gif.
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT INDEED!!!
The Sad Truth About Seltzer: The delightful little bubbles in La Croix and Perrier are kind of bad for your teeth.
The things that are proven to make you happier:
Old Lady and Jay-Z on the Subway