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wuh-oh.

It's a mock news site.

been hearing some things about the goings-on there, but this being another onion further dismissed those allegations happening over at the rosewood.

phooey

That said, there really IS a cougar night at the Rosewood: Thursdays. :)

Do escorts really frequent the Rosewood Hotel lobby bar?

If you don't feel like clicking through to Quora, here's the short answer: yes, but the Rosewood hookers don't take Square, so either bring cash, or buy them jewelry in the Rosewood's in-house store.

Rosewood Cougars feature prominently in this Troutgirl Tour of Silicon Valley:

After that, you’ll need a drink. Cougar Happy Hour at the Rosewood actually sounds mighty entertaining, so I’d head up there for a fancy cocktail before returning to California Ave for dinner.

I want to note that there is no actual evidence of prostitutes at the Rosewood.

That's just a nasty rumor meant to disrespect the cougars.

DO NOT APPROACH COUGARS THINKING THEY'RE ESCORTS.

Cougars are NOT prostitutes. Don't be a pig.

Please respect the cougars; they just wanna have fun.

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Good news. Cougar Night is back and stronger than ever.

Oh Sand Hill Road. Don't ever change.

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