Jon Stewart Explains Everything You Need To Know About Florida
Geege Schuman stashed this in Florida
OMG Jon Stewart is speaking right to you Geege!
What does FloridaMan say?
"It's a perversion!"
Yeah, we're dangling there.
"How many people have a restraining order placed against them by an entire class of animals?"
i LOVE jon stewart.
"let me just say this to any local florida officials who refuse to perform these ceremonies:
you live in a giant cockroach-choking, hazard-infested, hooters-dining, reptile-abusing, everglades-draining, election-ruining, stripper-motorboating, ballsweat-sandy, genitalia-shaped, 24-hour mugshot factory!"
It's challenging to read that without cracking a smile.