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Jon Stewart Explains Everything You Need To Know About Florida

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OMG Jon Stewart is speaking right to you Geege!

What does FloridaMan say?

"It's a perversion!"

Yeah, we're dangling there.

Florida haters gonna hate.

Jon Stewart Florida haters

"How many people have a restraining order placed against them by an entire class of animals?"

Ha! If Darwin was right we wouldn't be here.

Jon Stewart Florida haters

i LOVE jon stewart.

"let me just say this to any local florida officials who refuse to perform these ceremonies:

you live in a giant cockroach-choking, hazard-infested, hooters-dining, reptile-abusing, everglades-draining, election-ruining, stripper-motorboating, ballsweat-sandy, genitalia-shaped, 24-hour mugshot factory!"

It's challenging to read that without cracking a smile.

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