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Panda Wrangler Needed ASAP!

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A panda got loose in our headquarters.

It is very angry.

Our supplies of bamboo are dwindling at an ALARMING RATE.

We need someone that can wrangle this panda in a fast and effective manner using only 2 plastic bags and a spoon.

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In the meantime, please pray for our souls. Mark is in critical condition and we think Tabitha is already dead. START CLTAGS

I wish Craigslist had pictures.

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