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A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages


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Impressive erudition with a gloss of mischief!

Insouciant!

1972 - Dennis Ritchie invents a powerful gun that shoots both forward and backward simultaneously. Not satisfied with the number of deaths and permanent maimings from that invention he invents C and Unix.

Let us celebrate 20 years of PHP and JavaScript.

1995 - At a neighborhood Italian restaurant Rasmus Lerdorf realizes that his plate of spaghetti is an excellent model for understanding the World Wide Web and that web applications should mimic their medium. On the back of his napkin he designs Programmable Hyperlinked Pasta (PHP). PHP documentation remains on that napkin to this day.

1995 - Brendan Eich reads up on every mistake ever made in designing a programming language, invents a few more, and creates LiveScript. Later, in an effort to cash in on the popularity of Java the language is renamed JavaScript. Later still, in an effort to cash in on the popularity of skin diseases the language is renamed ECMAScript.

"It is a syntax error to write FORTRAN while not wearing a blue tie." Brilliant! 

Haha, I thought so too. So many good lines in this writeup:

http://james-iry.blogspot.com/2009/05/brief-incomplete-and-mostly-wrong.html

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