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Who is Rand Paul?


Who Is Rand Paul? | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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Platform: Heavy focus on abolishing and repealing, with lesser focus on dismantling, rescinding, and abrogating

Campaign Slogan: “Defeat the Washington machine. Unleash the American dream.”

Unabridged Campaign Slogan: “Defeat the Washington machine. Unleash the American dream. Fight the Capitol Hill scheme. Scream the revolutionary’s scream. Adopt the populist mien. Join the Rand Paul team!”

Effect Of Campaign Bumper Sticker On Car’s Resale Value: -11.5%

Ha! Is he at least libertarian enough to want to legalize marijuana?

No, he just wants to decriminalize it.  Fine line.

Ah, he sees it as a state rights issue.

As opposed to Gavin Newson, future California governor, who actively wants it legal.

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