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How many times did Tyrion poop through a hole?


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Assuming he's healthy...

Using a rough estimate of the length of Narrow Sea crossings from last year — and adding a few days to account for weather, rough seas, and downtime at the docks — let’s assume Tyrion was pushing his fecal waste through his crate hole for about a week. Or, roughly 10 to 14 Imp poops, assuming a healthy digestive system, scooped through said hole.

It's a shame this wouldn't fit in Tyrion's box.

Also, Varys is full of shit.

’Twas a nice little speech the ex–Master of Whisperers gave Tyrion about the future of the country, the good of the realm, and how he knew Robert Baratheon would be a disaster from the beginning, which was why he’s been plotting a Targaryen restoration. But it’s not like the Targaryens were paragons of peace. Mad King Aerys had people burned alive without a trial and Robert’s Rebellion was in no small part a result of Aerys’s brutality.

Whether Varys’s intentions are purely motivated by some kind of altruistic patriotism or whether he has something cued up for himself on the side is something to watch.

I love this list of missing...

Game of Thrones Precap Tyrion s Uncomfortable Journey the Missing in Action All Stars and a Hot Date With Mance Rayder

Game of Thrones Precap Tyrion s Uncomfortable Journey the Missing in Action All Stars and a Hot Date With Mance Rayder

Game of Thrones Precap Tyrion s Uncomfortable Journey the Missing in Action All Stars and a Hot Date With Mance Rayder

Game of Thrones Precap Tyrion s Uncomfortable Journey the Missing in Action All Stars and a Hot Date With Mance Rayder

Game of Thrones Precap Tyrion s Uncomfortable Journey the Missing in Action All Stars and a Hot Date With Mance Rayder

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