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Captain Planet has a "proto-mullet"

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Hilarity from Captain Planet article! Proto-mullet!!

Per Wikipedia:

He has a grass-green proto-mullet, crystal skin, earthy brown eyes, a fire-red chest, gloves, and boots, and a sun-yellow globe insignia.

Urban Dictionary also has an entry for proto-mullet:

The name given to a haircut that's on it's way to becoming a mullet.

An embryonic mullet.

I need to grow a proto-mullet!

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