Who needs a submarine when you can have this $600,000 dive suit instead?
Geege Schuman stashed this in Innovation
But I don't have $600k for a dive suit!
Well, me either, and until they can invent one that doesn't require me to return to the surface to pee (because for GODSAKE you're in the OCEAN!) and doesn't have a tether that can get tangled in a shark, yanked from its moorings, dragged hither and especially yon, eventually sending me to the abyss as a permanent paper weight/cautionary tale I am not saving my pennies!