Tweets that perfectly explain how God created specific animals

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Marlene Breverman
3:13 PM Jul 23 2016

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Marlene Breverman
3:15 PM Jul 23 2016

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Marlene Breverman
3:14 PM Jul 23 2016

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Marlene Breverman
3:16 PM Jul 23 2016

Marlene these are hilarious. Except the dogs. That one's sad.

Adam Rifkin
6:36 PM Jul 23 2016

Wow Adam, I took it as extra sweet — doggies going back up to God when they die.

Marlene Breverman
6:53 PM Jul 23 2016

Oh, yes, I see that now. I thought it was about taking them back quickly.

Adam Rifkin
7:14 PM Jul 23 2016

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Marlene Breverman
8:44 PM Jul 23 2016

Haha, Gabriel fell for it!

Adam Rifkin
10:58 PM Jul 23 2016