Source: I drowned in the wit. - Imgur
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Woman: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.
Vodka is kind of a hobby.
The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old but on building the new. ~Socrates
"Growth and comfort do not co-exist..." ~Ginni Rometty
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