Source: I drowned in the wit. - Imgur
Stashed in: Alcohol!, Quotes!
Woman: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.
Searching Twitter is like drinking an Ipecac martini.
Faulkner’s Cocktail of Choice
Alcohockey - Canada's response to Beer Pong
Best Quote from Team of Rivals, courtesy of Leo Tolstoy: "We are still too near to his greatness."