Source: I drowned in the wit. - Imgur
Stashed in: Alcohol!, Quotes!
Woman: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.
Meet the glass that will change whisky.
The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. ~Benjamin Franklin
If a thing loves, it is infinite. ~William Blake
My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have. ~Shakespeare Quotes on Love