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Unicorns are just horses with bayonets.


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Obama riding a unicorn shooting rainbows.

I think it's time for a sequel to Horses and Bayonets.

Brace yourselves.

The fun begins... NOW.

Horses and Bayonets gifs

Obama Horses and Bayonets gif Romney Horses and Bayonets gif

The Nature of our Military changed Horses and Bayonets gif Aircraft Carriers Horses and Bayonets gif

Mitt Romney: "More Bayonets!!!"

Mitt Romney More Bayonets gif

One does not simply have fewer horses and bayonets.

One does not simply have fewer horses and bayonets

We're gonna need more horses. And a shit ton more bayonets.

We're gonna need more horses. And a shit ton more bayonets.

Mitt likes his women in 1950. And his navy in 1916.

Mitt likes his women in 1950. And his navy in 1916.

It's not 1917.

It's not 1917 Horses and Bayonets

Big ponies and rifle knives.

Parks and Recreation Tom Haverford Horses and Bayonets Big Ponies and Rifle Knives

How will I explain to Lord Vader that I don't know how to ride a horse?

Storm Trooper Lord Vader Horses and Bayonets

Horses and Bayonets? That's cute, Mitt.

Horses and Bayonets? That's cute, Mitt.

The Romney Navy: Saddle Up!

The Romney Navy: Saddle Up horses and bayonets

The Romney Navy Ride with Us

The Romney Navy Ride with Us

Stop trying to make "Horses and Bayonets" happen. It's not gonna happen.

Romney Mean Girls Stop trying to make Horses and Bayonets happen. It's not gonna happen.

Keep calm and fix bayonets.

Keep calm and fix bayonets

Save the Horses and Bayonets for America.

Save the Horses and Bayonets for America.

2012 Presidential Debates: Big Bird, Binders Full of Women, and Horses and Bayonets.

2012 Presidential Debates: Big Bird, Binders Full of Women, and Horses and Bayonets

Binders Full of Women Horses and Bayonets

Big Bird, Binders Full of Women, and Horses and Bayonets 2012 Presidential Debates

I used to be a presidential candidate. Then I took a bayonet to the knee.

I used to be a presidential candidate. Then I took a bayonet to the knee.

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