Unicorns are just horses with bayonets.
Adam Rifkin stashed this in Pwnies!
One does not simply have fewer horses and bayonets.
We're gonna need more horses. And a shit ton more bayonets.
Mitt likes his women in 1950. And his navy in 1916.
It's not 1917.
Big ponies and rifle knives.
How will I explain to Lord Vader that I don't know how to ride a horse?
Horses and Bayonets? That's cute, Mitt.
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Stop trying to make "Horses and Bayonets" happen. It's not gonna happen.
Keep calm and fix bayonets.