Slow and steady wins the race.
Some cats just want to see the world burn. Like number 3, below.
The reason to do toilet paper the wrong way:
Dude, you knew I was a cat when you brought me home.
Got it yet? I reeeeeeeally need to go.
Fluffy could claim innocence if some evidence wasn't still in his mouth.
JACKPOT... Where does I start?
Why? Why? I'll tell you why...
It never gets old.
I'm just going to put this here...