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Video Game Logic Is Seriously Flawed

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2:35 PM Jun 08 2012

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"Fat Italian plumber can run for fucking hours"

Or can he?

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3:06 PM Jun 08 2012

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The secret to unlocking her heart is UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START...

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5:27 PM Jul 07 2012

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In Super Mario you're a vengeful plumber destroying the homes of countless meandering creatures because your girlfriend left you for a turtle.

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1:23 AM Jul 17 2012

Bonnie Burton was on MTV True Life: I'm a professional gamer.

Now she's all grown up.

E3 2011 - G4 Girls

Wait, she was a gamer?!

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9:33 PM Aug 19 2012

12:09 PM Nov 08 2012

Nintendo, you know this never happens, right?

Nintendo you know this never happens, right?

2:56 PM Nov 05 2012

So flawed.

Video Game Logic is Seriously Flawed

2:55 PM Nov 05 2012

Stop Girl says STAHP!!!

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2:55 PM Nov 05 2012

Mario parties are not for the weak.

Steal one more star and I'll end you!

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See also Gerard Butler gifs.

1:18 AM Jul 30 2012

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Mario games really lose something when you replace the fat plumber with meme faces:

4:04 PM Jun 08 2012

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There is a flash version of Super Mario where you can play as other NES characters like Link or Samus. The kicker is they all keep their stats from their games. So you can blast blast all the enemies but may be too tall or cant jump high enough, so it adds a bit of a challenge as well. Ill stash it if I ever remember the name.

4:13 PM Jun 08 2012

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Please do stash that; it sounds awesome.

I'm pretty sure even in that version I'd go to all the wrong castles!

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5:00 PM Jun 08 2012

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