Let's see what Microsoft has in the tablet department!

Even though the gesture comes from The Matrix, it turns out the term Come At Me Bro comes from Ronnie in Jersey Shore.

Which makes us want to do to Ronnie what Indiana Jones did in Temple of Doom:

In all seriousness, Microsoft is that all you got?

Time to watch Bill Gates get served by Steve Jobs again.

Microsoft is slow. They're like the baby turtle of Come at me bro's: