Get a beagle, they said.
Referring to: 9GAG
There is no substantive evidence that my client is responsible for any damage... he could just have been the first witness on the scene, or even have scared off the REAL perpetrator. Also, it was obviously a shitty couch anyway and very possibly might have unpredictable wear patterns over time.
Troutgirl, Esq (Beagle defense attorney)
I have shamed my family: http://9gag.com/gag/5613027