Reality vs What Kobe Sees

You can substitute "Kobe" for any ball-hogging hero ball player.

See also LeBron James memes.

You thought Kobe was gonna pass, didn't you?

Pass the ball? Please, I barely passed high school...

I rarely pass the ball, but when I do, it's off the glass to myself.

Today I had two career bests: 81 points and 2 assists!

Passing?? I'm no Quarterback!

Did Kobe just pass the ball? Oh, it's to the backboard...

Bless the Lakers Bros.