Good guy Louis C.K. on how he thinks of Scarlett Johansson.
Adam Rifkin stashed this in @louisck
Louis C.K. said:
I've had prejudice that's different, like I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.
I don't know her but I ... I never met her, or saw her in person.
But I ... I just know. Come on!
I just know it would be the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
And the worst thing that ever happened to her.
I don't even jerk off to her. That's how much I like her.