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Welcome to the Internet, my friend. Here are the rules.

  1. Listen first.

  2. Know your friends.

  3. Nothing is private.

  4. Stay on guard.

  5. Don't feed the trolls.

  6. Create more than you consume.

Hat tip to @ginatrapani for planting this in my Google search for something else.

1:32 PM Apr 17 2012

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pangaeaJaredSperlidavtro

#6 is still a tricky one for us mortals...

10:54 AM Aug 20 2012

#6 is tricky for everyone, even the creators, because there's so much to consume!

1:05 PM Aug 20 2012

Welcome to the Internet. Follow me!

unicorn cat

3:33 PM Aug 23 2012

I see your Internet, and raise you an Internet.

Your Internet is missing bacon, nyan cat, sharks, and boobs.

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Problem corrected.

3:43 PM Aug 23 2012

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JaredSperli

I added these to the God of the Internet page.

2:29 PM Oct 25 2012

Homer Simpson: Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?

Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token-ring ethernet LAN configuration?

(Homer stares blankly for a few seconds.)

Homer Simpson: Can I have some money now?

3:39 PM Aug 25 2012

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