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Social media is not for the paranoid.

People used to FAN me. Now they just LIKE me. People used to FRIEND me. Now they SUBSCRIBE to me. And elsewhere I'm regularly being FOLLOW'd and CIRCLE'd. Social media is not for the paranoid.
10:51 AM Sep 20 2011

People used to FAN me. Now they just LIKE me.

People used to FRIEND me. Now they SUBSCRIBE to me.

And elsewhere I'm regularly being FOLLOW'd and CIRCLE'd.

5:49 PM Sep 20 2011

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Also, coning is the new planking.

10:53 AM Sep 20 2011

adam.rifkin

Gud1 adam

10:58 AM Sep 20 2011

samit.patil2

YES, YES, MUST CONSUME!!

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6:34 PM Sep 20 2011

adam.rifkin

FACEBOOK WHERE IS MY "WANT" BUTTON?!?!?!?

11:02 AM Sep 20 2011

adam.rifkin

Srsly though, if followers are love and subscribers are happiness then I'm going to quit everything and attempt to get as many followers and subscribers as possible...

Isn't that what the Buddha would do if he were a panda?

11:03 AM Sep 20 2011

adam.rifkin

Clearly SOME prophet is going to employ social media and the Internet to unite the world. The only question I have is which religion it will be. Scientology?

11:14 AM Sep 20 2011

adam.rifkin

Holy carp, if you mention Scientology in a comment you get Disneyland ads in the Facebook sidebar.

Coincidence? I think not...

11:14 AM Sep 20 2011

adam.rifkin

Props Given:
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Well, then I have something to say to the world:

LOVE MORE, FEAR LESS.

That is all. :)

11:29 AM Sep 20 2011

adam.rifkin

I don't care what social media calls it, Adam - I will always be a fan of yours!

11:45 AM Sep 20 2011

smartyboots

Aw.... hugs to you, Elaine!! :)

11:51 AM Sep 20 2011

adam.rifkin

U forgot POKE - I don't wanna know what that evolves into

12:07 PM Sep 20 2011

insik

We need a social network with HUGS instead of POKES!

12:45 PM Sep 20 2011

ajayjuneja

I am terrified.

4:56 PM Sep 20 2011

adena

Adena, did they remove the "Add Friend" button for you two? I guess when two people are subscribed to each other that's considered Friendship by Facebook?

4:57 PM Sep 20 2011

adam.rifkin

I was able to request your friendship. I just did. Let me know if you actually get the request.

4:57 PM Sep 20 2011

adena

Nope. Nothing. Egads, I think even Facebook doesn't know what it has built now! :)

4:58 PM Sep 20 2011

adam.rifkin

haha, there was a button on your profile page where i could request you to be my friend... i pressed it... it says friend request sent...

4:59 PM Sep 20 2011

adena

or maybe i made it so random people couldn't friend request me in my settings but that shouldn't effect me friend requesting you

4:59 PM Sep 20 2011

adena

Cool. Maybe I just need to wait until it works its way through Facebook's massive server farm...

5:00 PM Sep 20 2011

adam.rifkin

It took about 10 minutes but your request came through, Adena. And I think I was able to accept it, too.

5:08 PM Sep 20 2011

adam.rifkin

At the risk of making the snake eat its own tail, I posted this convo to 106miles.net ... http://pandawhale.com/convo/242/social-media-is-not-for-the-paranoid

5:52 PM Sep 20 2011

adam.rifkin

Followers are love, subscribers are happiness. If you weren't here, you may realize what's really happening in the world, and then you'd be a sad panda. It's double-plus good to CONSUME, BUY, OBEY.

11:00 AM Sep 20 2011

Facebook User

Buddha would see social media as infinite emptiness, a want that can never be filled, and avoid it.

11:10 AM Sep 20 2011

Facebook User

Unfortunately hate is far easier to spread with social media, as it encourages people to isolate themselves with people they already agree with. Social media is many things, but uniting is not one of them. It's like the Fox News hate machine on steroids.

11:21 AM Sep 20 2011

Facebook User

@ifindkarma really good one tonight at 8pm

PST @ChasFleischer ustream.tv/Fu

5:53 PM Sep 20 2011

@bradwyman

I know this will be really confusing to the regular 106miles.net users, but what we did here was automatically import this convo from a Facebook convo. Two way syndication, baby!

It's aliiiiiiive! Aliiiiiive!!!

5:54 PM Sep 20 2011

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