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Google is all about D&D:

Page Rank = Character Level

Page Hits = Hit Points

Internet = Dungeon

Oh my.

12:43 PM Oct 04 2012

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Does that make you an Arch-Mage? Time to start casting some Level 9 spells.

9:17 AM Oct 05 2012

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I was thinking that it's time to make some potions, too.

5:02 PM Oct 05 2012

In real life, we're HP 1.

3:53 PM Oct 05 2012

Unless we're wearing armor!

Even a bulletproof vest can help...

5:03 PM Oct 05 2012

Armor might add +10 to Defense. -5 to endurance. I swear, just carrying my bag to work feels like a workout on some days so imagine how armor would feel. I used a backpack (+10 endurance) but then my colleagues made fun of it because it wasn't exactly professional (-5 mojo). Good thing I have coffee (+100 stamina), it cures all.

5:41 PM Oct 05 2012

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If only life were like D&D, you'd have, like, a million experience points Soyeun!

6:17 PM Oct 05 2012

Save your game often!

12:03 AM Oct 09 2012

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That's pretty much true for life, too.

12:08 AM Oct 09 2012

I love that fantasy baseball found its place.

3:01 PM Oct 07 2012

Is fantasy baseball just D&D for adults?

5:30 PM Oct 07 2012

Don't you think it is?

5:57 PM Oct 07 2012

No, I think it's more like work than D&D.

12:08 AM Oct 09 2012

Ah, but not to the baseball zealot.

3:27 AM Oct 09 2012

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